yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

snakegay:

op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao

every word in this sentence was like opening another door on an advent calendar

okboy:

these all have the same energy

queenfaithmarie:

thelovelybones124:

meanplastic:

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

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This isn’t even an exaggeration

This🙄🙄🙄

pricksatmywindow:

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

unclefather:

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

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chestervelt:

when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man

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saccstry:

self care is blasting music into ur ears til u can barely think anymore

judgejudyofficial:

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my soul has not known peace since I discovered this image

Anonymous said: It would have sucked to have been a foot fetishist in WW1 cuz all da toesies were infected with trench foot

midtown120blues-deactivated2018:

Really puts life into perspective. Thank you for sharing. Also fuck you for making me think about this

argumate:

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

literaryreference:

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it