op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao
every word in this sentence was like opening another door on an advent calendar
me: hi! how are you today :)
customer:
This isn’t even an exaggeration
This🙄🙄🙄
i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher
what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up
when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man
self care is blasting music into ur ears til u can barely think anymore
my soul has not known peace since I discovered this image
midtown120blues-deactivated2018:
Really puts life into perspective. Thank you for sharing. Also fuck you for making me think about this
in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it









